In which I exercise my CIVIC DUTY
In which I go all ANDY ROONEY on the dumbest thing
In which I begin the cult of SUPERION
In which (BUMP+GRIND)/TIME = 1
In which I go for DETAILS this time
In which I should WARN YOU that I am NOT A LEGAL EXPERT
In which I promote SCREAMING GERMANS
(Mildly NSFW, if your work doesn't approve of angry Hitler jokes.)
In which I LAMENT unexpected levels of LITERACY