2) Speaking of games, the PROHIBITIVE COSTS BETWEEN ME and TIMELY REVIEW COPIES of ALL YOUR FAVORITE NEW RELEASES. I thought I had a hookup, but it doesn't look like it's going to work out. Pity the poor alt-weekly man and his lack of influence. Pity!
3) And since I'll need something on which to write those reviews, how about THE TENDENCY of UNIVERSAL LAPTOP ADAPTER TIPS to BREAK WHEN SNEEZED AT.