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Ars Technica reports on a settlement in the class-action lawsuit between communications giant Comcast and P2P users who had their internet speeds throttled.

If you're one of the affected parties, you too can publicly out yourself as a P2P user, and get sixteen whole dollars for your troubles!  Who in their right mind would pass up that kind of deal?
Per Satterfield@KNS, it's freakin' official, you betcha.

Dear FTC...

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Sirs,

Pursuant to the FTC's recent ruling requiring that bloggers disclose any payments or freebies given to them for reviewing a company's products, I am issuing the following statement:

Needless to say, I was excited to hear about this fascinating business prospect!  I am eager to be paid directly by hardware and software manufacturers for review copy.  Please put me in touch with the appropriate representatives of interested parties (as they currently do not respond to direct inquiries from me regarding same).

Yours,
DP, MP

Wired, still running with a story that local media sources have apparently fallen asleep on, reports on updates to the state's case against alleged Palin email "hacker" and local Guess Jeans model David Kernell.

Citing the prosecution's quick-and-dirty March Madness with charges against his client and an Alaskan court's decision that Palin's private email accounts on which she allegedly pursued government business must be preserved, Kernell attorney Wade Davies has moved that all charges be dropped or reduced to misdemeanors.  His reasoning?

Tennessee, he says, only recognizes an invasion of privacy when the invasion exposes something that is inherently private, and the victim was placed in a false light by the invasion. But Palin wasn't placed in a false light by the alleged hack, and her privacy wasn't invaded since "an Alaska court has issued an order requiring Ms. Palin to preserve the correspondence in her private e-mail accounts on the grounds that the e-mails are public records." -Wired

Davies asserts that no expectation of privacy can be afforded the Palinian Yahoo, as its status (as he reckons it) as a matter of public record procludes privacy.  By killing the privacy issue, Davies would successfully blunt the felony status of the prosecution's case.

Whether Davies' litigation is writing checks that his education can't cash is a matter for the court to decide, but damn if it isn't entertaining.   Moves as ballsy as that kick this thing out of the realm of judicial chess matches and into the world of full-on legal wire-fu.

Less exciting are Davies' arguments that wire fraud charges should be dropped.  He claims that Palin was deprived of no "traditional" property since emails are "ethereal", but I'm not as sold on this one.  I think that I could dissuade Davies of his belief given five unauthorized minutes with any email account of his which contains, say, a credit card number or two.
Alleged Palin "hacker", presidential non-issue, and 2008 UT Men's Hacky Sack Semifinalist David Kernell has more trumped up charges to deal with today.

The brand spanking new superseding indictment alleges that not only did Kernell do all that other stuff (twice!), but also that he committed wire fraud (which was already covered by allegations actually relevant to the case at hand in US Attorneys Weddle and Krotski's original redundant and hamfisted indictment) and destroyed evidence in a Federal investigation (which I'll take seriously about acts committed during Bush II only after I see missing Bush administration emails).

Instead of clearing up the original indictment's redundancies and potentially exploitable defensive loopholes, the USDoJ has only created more with this new and "improved" version.  This isn't a surprising development from the legal eagles whose comedy goldmine of a response to the defense's condemnation of the prosecution's inaccurate use of "hacking" has more logical fallacies (And misspellings of Palin's name, for God's sake) than...Christ, I can't even come up with a comparable metaphor right now.

Kernell's trial has been postponed (again!) to October 27, further disrupting my plans to beg for a post-trial interview.
Microsoft uses Microsoft applications to process severance packages for the 1400 Microsoft employees laid off last month.  Hilarity ensues.

If anyone knows anything about legal precedents for this and whether or not Microsoft is boned on this front, let me know here.  I'd love to hear it.
It's that time again!
Or, "I want a GnR blog entry, too!"
In which the UNIVERSITY might benefit from my GENEROSITY
In which I go for DETAILS this time

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