Now seeking free or low-cost fixes for the following problems:
In which I'm like, SAY MY NAME, and Halloween's like, YOU'RE MY DADDY
In which I compare and contrast PARALYTIC SKEPTICISM and WRITER'S BLOCK
In which I celebrate INTERNET GAMBLING
In which KLAATU greets EARTHLINGS, speaks GIBBERISH, and is probably SHOT
Hopefully, I'm not the only MP blogger who is doing some sort of intro entry. God forbid I show up early and overdressed.