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Tennessee: This is Why People Make Fun of You

The aforementioned General Assembly Conference Committee backs away from any amount of reason in guns in bars. And the Ain't No Journalism's Business If'n I Gots a Gun Bill passes the House 83-12. 

Well done, lunatics!

Predictions for tomorrow: SJR127 passes the House Finance, Ways, and Means Committee; the "guns in parks" bill slides through the rubber-stamp Senate Judiciary Committee; Tennessee secedes from the Union; and this adorable picture of a dog dressed up as a latter-day Elvis Presley is elected prime minister.

516301368_ddec2fe811.jpgNote for clarity: The picture will be elected Tennessee's prime minister. The dog himself died four years ago of kidney failure. His name was Mr. Scruffs. He was nine years old. 

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