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Lumpy the Penguin?

Our one loyal reader One of our many loyal readers sent us a great couple of images today. Here's County Commissioner Greg "Lumpy" Lambert next to Oswald Chesterfield "The Penguin" Cobblepot.

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I don't know...this juxtaposition raises a number of red flags. Perhaps Lumpy's just retiring so he can move into Chimp Ridge at the Knoxville Zoo and throw literal fecal matter rather than the metaphorical kind.

At any rate, there'd be no less monkeying around! Haha, get it? Because county government is so...never mind.

Anyone got a better penguin-Lumpy-zoo pun?

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