At least we know people do try to work Knoxville's hardest local crossword. In this week's issue, we ran the correct solution to a dreadfully clever puzzle, custom-made for a Knoxville Valentine's Day. The problem was, as some readers have noticed, on p. 57 we ran the wrong puzzle itself. Go ahead and work it, if you want, but it's one we ran a few months ago, and you won't be able to check your work. Please don't try to force it to match the solution on p. 39.
And don't peak at that solution, because we'll run this week's puzzle next week, alongside another whole new one with a theme of not-yet-announced bands playing at Bonnaroo this year.
In the meanwhile, we'll try to figure some way to put the Valentine's Day crossword puzzle online.
Metro Pulse's entire enigmatological staff apologizes for spoiling your weekend.