No, seriously, y'all, this happened.
Yes, that's state Sen. Stacey Campfield saying, "While you may think a person has to experience everything to know if they like it or not, i dont [sic] feel the need to stick my head up the south side of a cow to decide if it is something to be appreciated. You can if you like," on Facebook, in response to a constituent inviting Campfield to come check out Sex Week for himself.
Here's the whole exchange:
Between this comment and Rep. Richard Floyd's comment about sheep, we are getting extremely curious as to what our legislators are getting up to in Nashville.
Meanwhile, if you want the full scoop on Sex Week, you definitely need to pick up this week's paper. We've got a profile of organizer Brianna Rader and the whole rundown on the crazy politics involved.