UFOs on Earth All Along

The greatest cover-up conspiracy of the past six decades has finally been blown wide open by the editor of this credible looking magazine. The world may have had cause to rejoice, had the British discoverer Philip Mantle not gone all nationalistic on us. From The Telegraph:

"Us Brits really have beaten the Americans at their own game and it is really great that we have done that. It really is revolutionary for the UFO world."

I, for one, am 100 percent convinced.